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" ایک نئے عالم کی ضرورت ہے۔ نیا عالم کہاں ہے؟ روشن مستقبل کہاں ہے؟ ان میں سے فی الحال کوئی بھی دکھائی نہیں دے رہا۔ یہ مقلدین کے ہاتھوں صورت پذیر نہیں ہوگا بلکہ مُصلحین اس کی تعمیر کریں گے۔ وہ باغی جن کے پاس ایک لائحہ عمل ہوگا۔ افراد جن کے پاس نئے نئے خیالات ہوں گے، وہ لوگ جو دلیرانہ ایک کٹھن راستے پر چل کھڑے ہوں گے جبکہ دونوں طرف سے ان پر تیروں کی بوچھاڑ پڑ رہی ہو گی۔"
خیال : لُوئی فشر
تیلے شاہ
محفلین
A BARBER
There is this good old barber in London one day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies:
"i am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing the community service."
the florist is happy and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a "thank you" card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
Policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut.
But the barber replies: "i am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing the community service.
The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts are waiting at his door.
An Pakistani software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut.
But the barber replies: "i am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing the community service. "
The Pakistani software engineer is happy and leaves.
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop,
guess what he finds there...
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Try to guess
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Come on, think like an Pakistani.................
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A dozen Pakistanis waiting for a haircut...
There is this good old barber in London one day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies:
"i am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing the community service."
the florist is happy and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a "thank you" card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
Policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut.
But the barber replies: "i am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing the community service.
The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts are waiting at his door.
An Pakistani software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut.
But the barber replies: "i am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing the community service. "
The Pakistani software engineer is happy and leaves.
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop,
guess what he finds there...
.
.
.
Try to guess
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.
.
.
.
.
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Come on, think like an Pakistani.................
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A dozen Pakistanis waiting for a haircut...
محمدعبیداللہ
محفلین
سارہ آپ کی حاضری لگا دی ہےسارہ خان نے کہا:
محمدعبیداللہ
محفلین
شکریہ بتانے کا پر ماریں تو نہ ناتیلے شاہ نے کہا:سائرہ نہیں سارہمحمدعبیداللہ نے کہا:
محمدعبیداللہ
محفلین
شکریہ سارہ بس انگلیوں کو کیا کہا جائے کہ چلتے ہوئے آپ کا نام غلط لکھ گی ہیں۔
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