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The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console
him after the attack on the Pentagon:
"I'm sorry to hear about the attack.It is a very big
tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon,
we have copies of everything."
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Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and
asks the barman, 'Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?'
The barman says 'Yep, that's them.' So the guy walks
over and says, 'Hello, what are you guys doing?'
Bush says, 'We're planning world war 3'
The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'
And Vajpayee says, 'Well, we're going to kill 16
million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman.'
And the guy exclaimed, 'A bicycle repairman?!! !'
Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, 'See, I told you no-one
would worry about the 16 million Pakistanis!'
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Pakistani on the moon:
Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?
A: ...... Problem Solved!!!
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A man is! taking a walk in Central park in New York.
Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog.
He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds
in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says:
'You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers:
'Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl'.
The man says: 'But I am not a New Yorker!'
Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning:
'Brave American saves life of little girl' the policeman
answers.
'But I am not an American!' - says the man. Oh, what are
you then?'
The man says: 'I am a Pakistani!'
The next day the newspapers say: 'Extremist kills innocent
American dog'