Memon approach

[تعبیر]

With due respect to all Memons Ladies and
Gentlemen(Plz.,don't feel bad, this is just a joke)


An old Memon Lady died in USA , where she was staying with her daughter.
Daughter made arrangements for the body to be sent back to Pakistan.

On top of the coffin was a letter which said;


" "

Dear Bhai,
I am sending AMMA's body to Pakistan , as it was her wish to be buried in Pakistan .


Under AMMA's body are 12 cans of cheese for your little boy Ali, 10 packs of chocolates for your cute little Meena & 8 packs of perfumes for your wife.


AMMA is wearing a brand new pair of REEBOK shoes for Kaasim bhai and there two pairs shoes stuffed on left-side of the coffin for Jubaida & Jarina.


AMMA is wearing 6 brand new NIKE t-shirts, large one is for Sattar bhai other four are for his boys.


She is also wearing two LEVI'S jeans for the boys.


She is also wearing Swiss made ROLEX watch on her left hand for Johra Baji and gold necklace and earings for Kulsoom Aunty.


If you need anything else do let me know, because ABBA is also not feeling well.
Regards

From Juleikha, Abdul Gafphar & Chokra (Kids) ​

 

[شمشاد]

Ha ha ha ha
and now one from me

One Saudi man went to Karachi and was staying in a hotel whose owner was a Memon. The Saudi met with an accident, the Memon took him to the hospital immediately. There he needs blood. Memon gave him his blood. The Saudi was very happy; in return he gifted him a brand new Mercedes Benz to the Memon.
After couple of months, the Saudi went to Karachi again and stayed in the same hotel. One day accidently he became injured and lot of blood was drained. The memon took him to the hospital immediately. There again he needs blood. Memon gave him his blood. Although the Saudi was very happy but in return he gave one hundred rupees to the Memon. The Memon asked him, “last time you gave me brand new MB for the blood donation and this time only 100 rupees, why is so?”
Can you guess what the Saudi man replied?
The Saudi man said, “First time when you gave me the blood, I was having Saudi blood in my body but when you gave me the blood second time, I was having the same blood as you have, means Memon blood.”​