Couple of Jokes

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Breakfast Serial
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.Husband: I found Aladins' lamp today
.Wife: Wow, what did you ask for, Darling
.Husband: I asked him to enrich your brainpower ten times​
?Wife: Oh, Jaan...Love you so much.Did he do that
.Husband: He laughed and informed me that multiplication doesn't apply to zeroes
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.A man gifted his wife a diamondnecklace for their anniversary​
.The wife didn't speak to him for 6 months
?Was the necklace FAKE
!Nooooo! That was the deal​
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.A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant​
,As the food was served, the husband said
".The food looks delicious, let's start eating"
".Wife: "Honey, you say prayersbefore eating at home
".Husband: "That's at home, Sweetheart! Here the chef knows how to cook​
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:beating: بیکار ہیں تو چلو تم کارآمد لگا دو۔
 
جواب دینے کے لیے داخل ہوں یا شمولیت اختیار کریں۔
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