This particular joke won an award for the best joke competition Organized in Britain:
A man walks into a bar in Londonand ordered 3-glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3...
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat...
Hoover Dam Bypass . . .WOW!- Engineering at that's best
THE WIDER VIEW: Taking shape, the new bridge at the Hoover Dam
Creeping closer inch by inch, 900 feet above the mighty Colorado River , the two sides of a $160 million bridge at the Hoover Dam slowly take shape.
The bridge...
Hope that you don't ignore the Blessings and Mercy of God on you. And remember seek Him whilst He may be found!!!
“Do not walk proudly on the earth; your feet cannot tear apart the earth nor are you as tall as the mountains" (Holy Qur’an, 17:37)
“He {God} does not love the proud...
Bon Scott (Singer) : The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang: 'Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell'.On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.
In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends...
Here are some men and women who mocked God
Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil) : During the Presidential campaign, he said "if I get 500,000 votes for my party, not even God could remove me from Presidency".
Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then...
عارف کیوں وضاحت نہیں ؟؟؟کہیں آجکل ہفتہ مسکراہٹ تو نہیں منا رہے نا :laughing:
میں کوشش کرتی ہوں وضاحت کرنے کی ا مممممممم اسرائیلی بچوں میں بھی مسلمانوں کے لیے بے انتہا نفرت ہے اور وہ اسی نفرت کا اظہار ان پیغامات میں کرتے ہیں اور اس کے ساتھ یہ شیطان بچے اپنی فوج کو آل دا بیسٹ بھی کرتے ہیں...
آبی ایک ہی تصویر نظر آ رہی ہے باقی تصویر کیوں نظر نہیں آ رہی ؟؟؟
ماشاءاللہ امامہ بٹیا بہت پالو اور جانو لگ رہی ہے اس تصویر میں میری طرف سے ڈھیر سارا پیار امامہ کے لیے :lovestruck:
Drag the country on the lower left onto the map & drop it in its correct location :battingeyelashes:
left 2 right have fun
http://www.sheppardsoftware.com/country_eu...2_drag-drop.swf
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