Singh IS KING Jokes

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Interviewer:
what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ****** _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

 

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Manager asked to sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 15 letters in it?

Sardar replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

 

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After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

 

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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???


Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

 

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When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.

 

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Interviewer: just imagine you are in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!