تعبیر
محفلین
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1 Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, forgot laughter were called "Saints"
But now they are called..
"IT professionals"
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2 An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:
" If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off"
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3. Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present.. Its just that,
One loves too much,
and
The other loves too many,
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4. Employee: Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!
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5. Philosophy of life
At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!
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6. What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams..!
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7. Useful
Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer"
No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!
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8.Boy: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..! How about this card, it says "To the only girl I ever loved.!"
Boy: That's good, Give me 12 of them..!
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9 After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an opening for you..! "
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"
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10 A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
Drive Slowly, Don't kill our Employee..... Leave them to us
But now they are called..
"IT professionals"
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2 An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:
" If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off"
----------------------
3. Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present.. Its just that,
One loves too much,
and
The other loves too many,
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4. Employee: Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!
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5. Philosophy of life
At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!
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6. What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams..!
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7. Useful
Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer"
No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!
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8.Boy: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..! How about this card, it says "To the only girl I ever loved.!"
Boy: That's good, Give me 12 of them..!
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9 After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an opening for you..! "
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"
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10 A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
Drive Slowly, Don't kill our Employee..... Leave them to us