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A plane made an emergency landing on water. The stewardess asked the passengers to slide down to the lifeboats, but the passengers refused
The stewardess then asked the captain to help
The captain, being very knowledgeable and experienced, guided her
“You tell the Americans this is an ADVENTURE
Tell the British this is an HONOUR
Tell the French this is a ROMANTIC activity, and tell the Germans this is the LAW
Tell the Japanese this is an ORDER, and everyone will be sorted out
And what about the Singaporeans? she persisted
The captain, taking a deep breath, patiently explained
You need not tell the Singaporeans anything, my dear. Once they see a QUEUE, they will join it without questions
The stewardess remembered the flight had some passengers from India & Pakistan too
What about them, she asked
The captain laughed. Easy. Just tell them this activity is FREE
The stewardess then asked the captain to help
The captain, being very knowledgeable and experienced, guided her
“You tell the Americans this is an ADVENTURE
Tell the British this is an HONOUR
Tell the French this is a ROMANTIC activity, and tell the Germans this is the LAW
Tell the Japanese this is an ORDER, and everyone will be sorted out
And what about the Singaporeans? she persisted
The captain, taking a deep breath, patiently explained
You need not tell the Singaporeans anything, my dear. Once they see a QUEUE, they will join it without questions
The stewardess remembered the flight had some passengers from India & Pakistan too
What about them, she asked
The captain laughed. Easy. Just tell them this activity is FREE
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