Emergency Landing

عبدالقیوم چوہدری نے 'Jokes' کی ذیل میں اس موضوع کا آغاز کیا، ‏دسمبر 15, 2018

  1. عبدالقیوم چوہدری

    عبدالقیوم چوہدری محفلین

    مراسلے:
    15,249
    جھنڈا:
    Pakistan
    موڈ:
    Relaxed
    A plane made an emergency landing on water. The stewardess asked the passengers to slide down to the lifeboats, but the passengers refused

    The stewardess then asked the captain to help

    The captain, being very knowledgeable and experienced, guided her

    “You tell the Americans this is an ADVENTURE

    Tell the British this is an HONOUR

    Tell the French this is a ROMANTIC activity, and tell the Germans this is the LAW

    Tell the Japanese this is an ORDER, and everyone will be sorted out

    And what about the Singaporeans? she persisted

    The captain, taking a deep breath, patiently explained

    You need not tell the Singaporeans anything, my dear. Once they see a QUEUE, they will join it without questions

    The stewardess remembered the flight had some passengers from India & Pakistan too

    What about them, she asked

    The captain laughed. Easy. Just tell them this activity is FREE​
     
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  2. اکمل زیدی

    اکمل زیدی محفلین

    مراسلے:
    3,848
    جھنڈا:
    Pakistan
    موڈ:
    Question
    And also tell them that chicken biryani will be award too the passengers :D.
     
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