Emergency Landing

A plane made an emergency landing on water. The stewardess asked the passengers to slide down to the lifeboats, but the passengers refused

The stewardess then asked the captain to help

The captain, being very knowledgeable and experienced, guided her

“You tell the Americans this is an ADVENTURE

Tell the British this is an HONOUR

Tell the French this is a ROMANTIC activity, and tell the Germans this is the LAW

Tell the Japanese this is an ORDER, and everyone will be sorted out

And what about the Singaporeans? she persisted

The captain, taking a deep breath, patiently explained

You need not tell the Singaporeans anything, my dear. Once they see a QUEUE, they will join it without questions

The stewardess remembered the flight had some passengers from India & Pakistan too

What about them, she asked

The captain laughed. Easy. Just tell them this activity is FREE​