Origns of mankind

A little girl asked her mother: How did the human race get here?


The mother answered: God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.

Two days later she asks her father the same question.

The father answered: Many years ago there were monkeys who came down out of the trees. They started to walk on their back legs, made tools and fire and eventually turned into mankind.

The confused girl returns to her mother and says: Momma, why is it that you told me that the human race was created by God and Papa says they came from monkeys.

The mother answers: Well dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family while your father told you about his side
 
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