Once Pervaz Musharaf, Nawaz Shareef and Asif Zardari were travelling in an auto rickshaw, they met with an accident and all three of them died.
Angel Of death was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.
He asks Pervaz Musharaf and Nawaz Shareef to go to HEAVEN.
But, for Asif Zardari , Angel had already decided that he should be sent to HELL. Zardari is not at all happy with this decision.
He asks Angel as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public positions, etc.
Then why the differential treatment?
He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived notions.
Angel agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English test.
Parvez is asked to spell "Pakistan" and he does it correctly.
Shareef is asked to spell "ENGLAND" and he too passes.
It is Zardari’s turn and he is asked to spell "CZECHOSLOVAKIA".
Zardari protests that he doesn’t know English.
He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus forced to fail with false intent.
Angel then agrees to conduct a written test in urdu (to give another chance assuming that Zardari should at least feel that urdu would provide an equal platform for all three).
Musaraf is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". he writes it easily and passes.
Shareef is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes.
Zardari is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR.... ."
Tough one. He fails again.
Zardari is extremely unhappy.
Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't), he now requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history.
Angel says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take any more tests.
Musharaf is asked: "When did Pakistan get Independence ?". he replied "1947" and passed.
Shareef is asked "How many people died during the independence struggle?"
He gets nervous. Angel asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000 or 300,000.
Shareef catches it and says 200,000 and passes.
It’s Zardari’s turn now.
Angel asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died in the struggle.
Zardari accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.