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Watching TV
A couple watching an IPL match on the TV together. After five minutes
Wife: Is that Bret Lee
Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler
Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies like his brother
Husband: He does not have an actor brother
Wife: What about Bruce Lee
Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian
Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes
Husband: No. It is called action replay
Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one
Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta
Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter
Husband: He is not calling for a helicopter. It’s a free hit
Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ‘ free’ hit
Wife: Now whom is he saying ‘HI’ to
Husband: He is signalling a ‘Bye’
Wife: Why is he saying ‘Bye’. Is the game over
Wife: How many runs to win
Husband: 72 in 36 balls
Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball
Husband turns off the TV
Wife turns it on and watches ‘Saraswasti Chandra’
Husband: Who is this Saraswati Chandra
۔۔۔۔Wife: Don’t you dare disturb me
A couple watching an IPL match on the TV together. After five minutes
Wife: Is that Bret Lee
Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler
Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies like his brother
Husband: He does not have an actor brother
Wife: What about Bruce Lee
Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian
Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes
Husband: No. It is called action replay
Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one
Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta
Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter
Husband: He is not calling for a helicopter. It’s a free hit
Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ‘ free’ hit
Wife: Now whom is he saying ‘HI’ to
Husband: He is signalling a ‘Bye’
Wife: Why is he saying ‘Bye’. Is the game over
Wife: How many runs to win
Husband: 72 in 36 balls
Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball
Husband turns off the TV
Wife turns it on and watches ‘Saraswasti Chandra’
Husband: Who is this Saraswati Chandra
۔۔۔۔Wife: Don’t you dare disturb me