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جاسمن نے 'Jokes' کی ذیل میں اس موضوع کا آغاز کیا، ‏مارچ 30, 2018

  1. جاسمن

    جاسمن مدیر

    مراسلے:
    9,811
    جھنڈا:
    Pakistan
    موڈ:
    Fine
    Terrible English by PT sir of a school in village:
    1) There is no wind in the football..
    2) I talk, he talk, why you middle talk? .
    3) You rotate the ground 4 times..
    4) You go and understand the tree.
    5) I'll give you clap on ur cheeks..
    6) Bring your parents and your mother and especially your father.
    7) Close the window airforce is coming.
    8) I have two daughters and both are girls..
    9) Stand in a straight circle..
    10) Don't stand in front of my back
    11) Why Haircut not cut..?
    12) Don't make noise.. principle is rotating in the corridor
    13) Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when I’m here?
    14) You talking bad habit
    15) Give me a red pen of any colour.
    16) Can i have some snow in my cold drink?
    17) Pick the paper and fall into the dustbin.
    18) Both of u stand together separately.
    19) Keep quiet the principal just passed away!!
    ...
    20) Please don't walk the songs in class.
    21) why you are late? Now be male hen for 20 minutes
    22) Bring the healthy stick today I will do wash you
     
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  2. ابن سعید

    ابن سعید خادم

    مراسلے:
    60,025
    :) :) :)

     
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  3. جاسمن

    جاسمن مدیر

    مراسلے:
    9,811
    جھنڈا:
    Pakistan
    موڈ:
    Fine

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