Hidden meanings in Company talk

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Today's Professional Management FUNDAS :p



1."We will do it " means " You will do it"

2."You have done a great job " means " More work to be given to you"

3."We are working on it " means " We have not yet started working on the
same"

4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning " means " Its not getting done
"At least not tomorrow!"

5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views " means " I
have already decided, I will tell you what to do"

6."There was a slight miscommunication " means " We had actually lied"

7."Lets call a meeting and discuss " means " I have no time now, will
talk later"

8."We can always do it " means " We actually cannot do the same on time"

9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension
of the deadline " means " The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver
on time."

10."We had slight differences of opinion "means " We had actually
fought"

11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help
you " means " Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"

12."You should have told me earlier " means " Well even if you told me
earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"

13."We need to find out the real reason " means " Well I will tell you
where your fault is"

14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just
ensure that the work is not affected, " means, " Well you know..."

15."We are a team, " means, " I am not the only one to be blamed"

16."That's actually a good question " means " I do not know anything
about it"

17."All the Best " means " You are in trouble"
 
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