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A foolish man rings a call center: My internet is not working properly. Officer: Ok. Double click on "My computer" Foolish: I cant see ur computer. Officer: No no click on " my computer" on ur computer Foolish: How can I click on ur computer from my computer Officer: Listen. There is an icon...

The pastor of donkey church realised that he was going to starve as collection dwindled every Sunday. Then he made a plan. After a hectic advertising campaign the church was packed the following Sunday. The Pastor, in full cry yelled " Jesus said "I'll come as a dove" Church members...

Once upon a time Dracula decided to carry some sort of a competition to see which is the finest bat to stand on his side. So all the bats were honored to take part. The rules were simple. Whichever bat drinks more blood, will be the winner! So the first bat goes and comes back after 10 minutes...

A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York. The programmer leans over to the engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch...

There were three Preachers on a lake and in a boat. The first preacher said "I believe, I believe" and then he walked across the water and walked back. The second preacher got up and said "I believe, I believe" and walked across the water and walked back. Then the third preacher got up and...

Three men went to hell. The devil said to them "You have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in room 1, 2 or 3" He then opened the doors to the three rooms. Room 1 was filled with men standing on their heads, on a hard wooden floor. Room 2 was filled with...

When I was younger I hated going to weddings ... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that sh*t after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Father O'Grady was saying his good-byes to the parishioners after a Sunday morning service as he always does when Mary Clancey came up to him in tears. "What's bothering you, dear?" ask Farther O'Grady. "Oh,father, I've got terrible news," replied Mary. "My husband passed away last night."...

A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought his picture was taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. He thought this...

A bunch of guy's were working on a 50 story construction site, a guy working at the top acciddently knocked a brick off the 50th story, when looking down he saw that his boss was in line for the brick to land on his noggin and briskly yelled, "Falling Brick". The boss looked up after hearing the...

A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. "I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name 'Marylou' written on it," she said, furious. "You had better have an explanation." "Calm down, honey," the man...

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table...

The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject. After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands. Not satisfied he harangued for another twenty minutes and repeated his question. This time he received...

A guy was in a supermarket when he noticed an old lady following him around. Whenever he stopped, she stopped, and she also kept staring at him. She finally overtook him just before the checkout where she turned to him and said: "I hope I haven’t made you feel uncomfortable - it’s just that...

Tips for 'Working Hard' from George Costanza ... Words to live by. 1. Never walk down the hall without a document in your hands. People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they’re...

A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them...and the chickens leave shortly thereafter. Around midday, the two chickens return to the circulation desk quite...

ایک باتونی عورت نے اپنے شوہر سے کہا: آپ کے دوست کی بیوی کو آدابِ محفل بالکل نہیں آتے، کل رات پارٹی میں اس سے جتنی دیر میں باتیں کرتی رہی وہ بار بار جمائیاں لیتی رہی۔ شوہر: ممکن ہے وہ بار بار کچھ کہنے کی کوشش میں منہ کھول رہی ہو۔