Do you mind if I sit beside you

A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you"

The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOUUU!!
All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed
After a couple of minutes, the
girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him
"I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right

The guy responded with a loud voice: "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!"
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and all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears
"I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty"
 
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