The Husband Store . . . . Read & enjoy A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband . Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates . You may visit the store ONLY ONCE ! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights . There is , however , a catch . . . . . You may choose any man from a particular floor , or you may choose to go up a floor , but you cannot go back down except to exit the building ! So , a woman goes to the husband Store to find a husband . . . . On the first floor the sign on the door reads : Floor 1 – These men have jobs and love the Lord . The second floor sign reads : Floor 2 – These men have jobs , love the Lord , and love kids . The third floor sign reads : Floor 3 _ These men have jobs , love the Lord , love kids , and are extremely good looking . “ wow ,” she thinks , but feels compelled to keep going . She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads : Floor 4 – These men have jobs , love the Lord , love kids , are drop dead good looking and help with the housework . “ Oh , mercy me !” she exclaims , “ I can hardly stand it .” Still , she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads Floor 5 – These men have jobs , love the Lord , love kids , are drop dead gorgeous , help with the housework , and have a strong romantic steak . She is so tempted to stay , but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads : Floor 6 – You are 14,363,012 to this floor . There are no men on this floor . This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please . Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store . Watch your step as you exit the building , and have a nice day .!