The Complete Laloo Jokes Encyclopedia

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Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard
told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved on...

Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas.
So he called up the Tourist department and asked them
"Ji..could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas...".
The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo immediately
replies "thank you" and puts the phone down.
 
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At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE
WALKER, SINGLE." And the man's companion says,
"JACK DANIELS, SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU,
SIR?" Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."
 
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After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modeling.
Once he enters the herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the
cattle he poses for the photo.
Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper. GUESS THE CAPTION !!
"Laloo, third from left!"
 
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Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business
Development to Bihar. The Japanese Emissary was quite impressed with Bihar
and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we
will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan."
Laloo was very surprised. "You Japanese are very inepicient," he stated.
"Give me three days and I will turn Japan into the next Bihar!"
 
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After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite sometime,
Laloo proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT," Laloo brags.
"FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG." the friend exclaims.
"YOU ARE A FOOL". Laloo replies. "SEE THIS NOTE, IT READS-"FOR 4-7 YRS".
 
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Bill Clinton decided to 'teach' Laloo English, so he invited him over to the US.
Laloo arrives in full grandeur. Bill announces to the nation
that they should not be disturbed during the tuition inside the Whitehouse,
they are locked up in a room, and Bill starts teaching Laloo
English. Days pass by and weeks pass by, but there is no sign of them
coming out.The whole country and its economy has come to a standstill, and
press, newsreporters from all over the world are waiting outside eagerly
to find the outcome. At last one day, the door opens, and out comes Laloo -
beaming his resplendant white smile, looking cool and unruffled. However,
Bill looks totally dazed, his clothes are torn, his hair is completely
ruffled, and he has scratch marks all over his face.
The shocked reporters ask Bill, "What happened Mr. Clinton ?"
Bill replies : "Ee babua hamar kuch bhi naahi sunat hai !"
 
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