Rules for Men

[شمشاد]

Rules for Men​

1. The female always makes the rules
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification
3. No male can possibly know all the rules
4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules
5. The female is never wrong
6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong
7. If Rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding
8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time
9. The male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time
11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset
12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset

 

[ماہی احمد]

سمپل سے رولز ہیں، نہیں فالو کرتے اسی لئیے اوکھے ہوتے ہیں۔۔۔

 

[سید فصیح احمد]

Haha ,, for a while I felt like i'm going through all those head cracking Terms & Conditions of some harmful program before installation

 

[سید فصیح احمد]

سمپل سے رولز ہیں، نہیں فالو کرتے اسی لئیے اوکھے ہوتے ہیں۔۔۔

کوئی حال نی تساں لوکاں دا وی ۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔ ،،

 

[سید فصیح احمد]

قیصرانی نیرنگ خیال محمداحمد زیک

 

[عمر سیف]

well that was funny ...

 

[محمداحمد]

 

[شمشاد]

سمپل سے رولز ہیں، نہیں فالو کرتے اسی لئیے اوکھے ہوتے ہیں۔۔۔

It is because the rules were defined by a female.

 

[جاسمن]

It is because the rules were defined by a female.

ہاہاہاہا۔پوسٹ تو آپ نے کئے ہیں۔ اور ہم میں سے کئی کے لئے تازہ کر دیئے ہیں۔بہت شکریہ۔ کئی تو بھول ہی چکی تھی

 

[شمشاد]

I just posted the rules and you can see even the first rule states "The female always makes the rules" s​

 

[جاسمن]

ہاہاہاہاہا

 

[خالد محمود چوہدری]

Rules for Men​

1. The female always makes the rules
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification
3. No male can possibly know all the rules
4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules
5. The female is never wrong
6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong
7. If Rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding
8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time
9. The male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time
11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset
12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset

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