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A Special Package for Business Men.

An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free. After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip.​
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply..."Which Trip?"​

Throwing knives on wife's picture​
Husband was throwing knives on wife’s picture. All were missing the target!​
Suddenly he received call from her "Hi, what r u doing?"​
His honest reply, "MISSING U"​
Part & Art of living
Having "WIFE" Is A Part Of Living...​
But Having "GIRLFRIEND" "2nd wife for Muslims" Along With The "WIFE" Is Art Of Living.​
Wife wish 2 be a newspaper
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands all day.​
Husband: I too wish that u were a newspaper so I could have a new one every day.​
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN
Nobody teaches Volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to sway around & no one teaches How to choose a Wife, NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.​
Difference between Friend & Wife
Difference between Friend & Wife​
U can Tell ur Friend "U r my Best Friend"​
But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife "U r my Best Wife?"​
Your husband needs rest
Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some sleeping pills.​
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?​
Doctor: They are for you.!!​
 

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There are 2 times when a Man doesn't understand a Woman.
Before Marriage and After Marriage.
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My Husband And I Divorced Over Religious Differences.
He Thought He Was God, and I Didn't.
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Difference Between Complete & Finish...
People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISH. But there is... When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.... And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED..... And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ... COMPLETELY FINISHED!
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The A B C...
After being married for thirty years a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her slowly...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H.... I, J, K."
She asks...... "What does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fancy, Gorgeous, Honey.
She smiled happily and said...."Oh, that's so lovely.....
What about I, J, K?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
His eye is still swollen....but it will get better.........
 
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