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SHADI is the most pinching thing in our lives
Singles want to double themselves but doubles find no way to shun their better half
A wise man said, ‘ Shadi is a freedom from freedom

But the day I heard gambling and Shadi are the name of the same thing, I preferred gambling, Why ? Come on, in gambling a loser ought not to go though life imprisonment and you can win back your lost legacy from the gambler on the other side of the table . But Shadi is a irreversible and endothermic process
If you want to rewind Shadi you will land in the LANDA market among the used dresses

The question arises how to avert a Shadi . Answer is still in the laboratory. Scientist are trying their level best to find out the anti-Shadi vaccine​
The World Anti-Shadi Organisation has following recommendation for the vulnerable humanity
Try to avoid watching romantic movies , because these are infested with enchanting viral that has high potency to take you to the dreams of Khushal Shadi Shuda life, initial symptom Shadism
Drink plenty of fresh water from an ordinary tab in your kitchen , avoid tea/coffee/ intakes , because their advertisement leaves a thought , ‘Why don’t someone serve me with it?’ A very initial sign of chronic disease

Avoid Shadi gatherings but encourage yourself to attend marriage anniversaries, a marriage silver jubilee must be attended once a year it will keep you immune​
But those who are already infected with the Shadian or Manganian ( engagement) viruses have little hope of survival . The sleep is the only way to mitigate their disease, try to sleep as much as you can when your spouse in around
 
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